11-15-2002, 01:29 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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How did the two hens decribe the new rooster?
Drip, drip, drip.
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11-15-2002, 05:39 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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What necessitates a call to Peter-Rooter?
Twenty-five Cents.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-15-2002, 05:56 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: N'awlins... currently in MS though
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What is not enough anymore to call someone who cares?
smut games
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"It is nothing to die... it is terrible not to live"
-- Victor Hugo
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11-15-2002, 06:00 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What is responsible for a renewed appreciation for dictionaries?
Pork rinds, Dr. Pepper and a bug zapper
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11-15-2002, 06:03 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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What is the perfect Date in the Ozarks?
Jerry Springer
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-15-2002, 10:49 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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WHO is the perfect date in the Ozarks?
Rapunzel and Lady Godiva
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11-16-2002, 02:19 AM
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This space for Rent
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Mars
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Who set the record for longest pubic hair in their time?
Snickers, and Shaq
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11-16-2002, 07:27 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What happened when his pants came off.
work and vacation
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11-16-2002, 04:36 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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Where do you get the most sleep? 
Anaheim and Charlie
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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11-16-2002, 07:57 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is it when Mickey waits for Chuck
Night time and soft lighting
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11-17-2002, 05:54 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What are good conditions for... robbers, murderers and rapers ? 
Seriosly: What are good conditions for... the growth of... mushrooms?
The rocket in my pocket.
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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11-17-2002, 06:03 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is the modern version of Mae West's, "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Butt plug.
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11-17-2002, 04:43 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What is the name of the latest over-the-counter Anti-diarrhea remedy?
Over the river and through the woods
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11-17-2002, 07:20 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Where is Murphy's house?
Tiptoe thru the tulips.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-17-2002, 07:43 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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what my tongue likes to do
So long and thanks for the fish
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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