
11-12-2002, 06:30 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What's it mean to get personal ...
er ... what's that ... oh ... BASS.
Nearing the climax.
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11-12-2002, 09:23 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Where do I wish I was but am really about as far away from as a person can get?
Field and Stream
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11-12-2002, 10:59 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What are two places to look for guys.
Peppermint Schnapps
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11-13-2002, 01:39 AM
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This space for Rent
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Mars
Posts: 401
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What goes good with sprite?
Meat and Potatoes
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11-13-2002, 01:49 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What would be too heavy of a meal to eat just before wild passionate sex?
cake and ice cream
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11-13-2002, 01:58 AM
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Missing Member
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 300
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What I'm gonna play in...um...I mean EAT...yeah EAT today on my birday!
a corset, a tv, and lots of friends with paintbrushes!
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11-13-2002, 08:08 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What's involved in a kids birthday party. The corset was a typo, it was suppose to be car set.  (boy, were the kids disappointed with the corset ... except for little Johnnie. He's old for his age.)
Trees, fire hydrants and legs.
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11-13-2002, 10:56 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What are naked fireman standing around?????Woohoooooooo!!!!
Bullseye!
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continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-13-2002, 10:58 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What did the naked pole-vaulter say when he nailed the hole?
Oh fishy baby
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11-13-2002, 11:25 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What did the hubby say to his wife after a 69er??????
trampoline and a pommel horse
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-13-2002, 11:47 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What fuels the deviant erotic imaginations of every gymnastics fan?
Hog tied
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11-13-2002, 11:49 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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How does the farmer fuck his pigs??????
57 chevy!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-13-2002, 11:51 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What makes Diva orgasm without sexual stimulation?
busy telephone lines
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11-13-2002, 11:53 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What do you get when you try to call Legend or Nikki????
ale and lager
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-13-2002, 12:05 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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what is a win win situation?
tasty buds
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