11-11-2002, 01:53 PM
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What do toes. tits and dicks have in common?
A grandslam
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11-11-2002, 05:53 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What is regular, anal, oral and between the breasts?
Mr Potatohead
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11-11-2002, 07:40 PM
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Just me.
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Humpty Dumpty turned veggie.
Skivies
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11-11-2002, 08:23 PM
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What is the fashion ensemble prefered by most men for quaffing beer and watching Sports on TV? (Better stores carry this in the men's "couch-wear" department.)
"tighty whities"
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11-11-2002, 08:28 PM
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Just me.
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What closely resembles tennis outfits but is radically different to the point of non-recognition?
Constipation
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11-11-2002, 08:51 PM
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What is a "hard thing" to get "rectified"?
Bar Stool
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11-11-2002, 09:02 PM
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What is it when you know he was really constipated because his stool had a Bar in it. Whoa. That's scary.
Gutters and drains.
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11-11-2002, 09:07 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Where does the Roto-rooter guy hang out on his day off?
Built Ford Tough
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11-12-2002, 06:03 AM
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Just me.
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What is the phrase used in Dearborn to describe an erection?
Coat and hat
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11-12-2002, 09:05 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What are the only two items of apparel worn by some flashers?
Stronger than dirt
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11-12-2002, 11:02 AM
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What is smut?
the Half-Pipe
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11-12-2002, 11:07 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is the new sexual position that involves being "GUMBY"????
Bacon and eggs
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11-12-2002, 11:35 AM
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Just me.
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What's another name for tit-fucking
Fredericks of Hollywood
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11-12-2002, 01:50 PM
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Where cheap and sleasy aren't just pretty words?
Smelting
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11-12-2002, 06:27 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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What might be said by a woman using a chocolate dildo?
Largemouth Bass
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