Me either. But I have composed a few limmericks

I've never liked my driver's license pictures

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Mine isn't so bad. Maybe my standards have dropped.

I've never had a tooth pulled.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I've had my wisdom teeth pulled. That count?

I've never felt I had much wisdom

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

That's one of the things I'm pretty sure about, actually.

I've never had much self-confidence.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I have my moments. And if I don't have it, I just *fake* it.

(and IAKG, no reason not to...and if you don't...sources tell me you have the capacity to fake it too)

I've never been this much of a slacker at work (before)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

LOL.

I was never a slacker until the last year or two. It seems life sometimes gets in the way, you know?

I've never wanted something so badly as I do now.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I understand how you feel.


I've never been much on crowds.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Me either

I've never enjoyed smoke-filled bars

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

me neither....

I've never been deep sea diving

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

i neved did that either

i.ve never had a head job

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

I have no idea what a "head job" is...if you mean a haircut, I've had one of those

I've never enjoyed getting manicures

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

true

I've never enjoyed shaving my body hair

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

False. But I have very light hair, so I don't have to do it daily

I've never enjoyed country music

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I do ... especially enjoy Martina McBride's singing. But, I also enjoy most kinds of music ... not just one or two.

I've never been to Mt. Rushmore.

true

I've never been to montana

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If someone offers a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny??

Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present