ummmmmmmmmm well I wrote about one of my biggies and that is probably as close as I am gonna get to that one!!!!

~when was the last time you lied to yourself?

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Self, I said with appropriate flouish, I've conjured up the winning numbers for the lottery ... let's go buy!

( I lost ... didn't get even one number )

When was the last time you won something (big or small)?

At my last job.. I won a camping grill or something.. dunno.. I gave it to a friend....

When was the last time a complete stranger paid you a compliment?

One of the nureses when I transferred from the Caridac Intenxive Care to a regular room. She complained why they were losing one of the good ones. Made me feel good.

When was the last time you feel out of bed or off a couch?

I was rolled off the couch the other night

When was the last time you had a taste for something you couldn't get your hands on?

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I really am in the need a real tomatoe, this crap they call tomotoes in the winter just sucks...

When was the last time someone completely missed the point of something you said?

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Ick no tomatoes....I was thinking more along the lines of shrimp scampi....hmm oh back to the point, what was it again? I can't remember the last time someone purposely ignored the point I was trying to get across

When was the last time you took a nap?

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I snuck one in on new years, kicked back to read and next thing i know its an hour later....

When was the last time you tickled your fancy?

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I think the last time my fancy was tickled was a week or two ago ... I was trying to get in a nap when the tickling wakened me.

When did you last have oral sex?

in August..

When was the last time you jumped on a trampoline?

My life has enough "Ups" and "Downs" without living that dangerously....LOL

When is the last time you went on a real old fashioned pic-nic?

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Last 4th of July. We get together with two couples we've known for years ... have a picnic ... then go watch the fireworks. Long tradition.

When was the last time you just went for a drive in the country?

2 wks ago.. I went driving around the dirt roads near the local dam.. very pretty with all the snow right now

When was the last time you had red cream soda?

about 8 months ago

~ when was the last time you indulged in something you had given up?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

About a week ago.....I'm giving it up again

When was the last time you were so damn tired that you were wide awake?

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck