11-07-2002, 07:25 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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what is when a man jerks off before having sex?
upside down flight
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11-07-2002, 10:05 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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How do pilots find loose change in the cockpit?
Olympic bronze
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11-08-2002, 07:01 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What were the original greek dildos?
Tunnel of Love
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11-08-2002, 09:13 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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As Homage to Bruce Springsteen, What did Hookers working outside of NYC's Lincoln Tunnel rename the thoroughfare to?
A Back Alley deal
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11-08-2002, 10:27 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is a 50% off sale at a cat house???
George Bush and Monica
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-08-2002, 10:31 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Who fucked Al Gore and who sucked Bill Clinton?
Cum-stained-dress
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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11-08-2002, 10:33 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is he missed the hole?????
fortune cookie
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-08-2002, 12:01 PM
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Professional Muff-Diver
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mountains
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What is the look of a tight pussy?
skid marks
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If it wasn't for pickpockets,
I 'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
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11-08-2002, 12:28 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are outside of Juicy Jackie's house when she out doing yard work in her ussual attire?
Sing-Sing, Alcatraz and Fort Leavenworth
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11-08-2002, 05:54 PM
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Just me.
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What are three Hard Time cafes
Bourbon street
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11-08-2002, 07:04 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What did the city of New Orleans change the name of "Show Us Your Tits Boulevard" to?
A type of Smoked Ham
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11-08-2002, 07:18 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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What is Honeyed Virgin(ia)?
One Hand Clapping
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-08-2002, 07:20 PM
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Just me.
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Baby Shampoo
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11-08-2002, 07:21 PM
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late on the bzzer....
baby shampoo......
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11-08-2002, 07:24 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What do you give your over emotional friend to help control the tears?
ferrets and weasels
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