What is something that never gets tired?

honey roasted nuts

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

What is what a man calls his testicles when his woman has just covered them with her juices.

office chairs and rope

What is Coach Knight's office equipment?

~granny panties

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Q: What should be nowhere near any sexy lady's pussy?

A: Hair pulling and fingernail scratching

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

What every screaming orgasm should include?

Chicken pot pie

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Q: What she said it tastes like?

A: A clit, a nip, and a sip

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

what all the girls are offering Coach.

Nascar and beer.

Q: What is on tv and in the fridge in the trailer?

A: Tonight in bed

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

What is where I will watch the Tonight Show???

~Jack of clubs

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What do they call handjobs at discos?

Open up and say ahh.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

What I say to the 'nurse' when playing hospital?

Promises, respect & admiration.

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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.

What are things you shouldn't expect after a one night stand?






Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine

Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine ~ What are enjoyed on a first date; redneck style. teehehe


Nail biting, screams, blankets & closed eyes

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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.

What happens when I watch "Psycho"?


"Houston, we have a problem..."

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

things that happen or are used at a scary movie in a drivein theatre.

to do lists and chewing gum.