Blaze Of Glory ~ Bon Jovi

ok an ez one but I just love the lyrics

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Big Balls~ACDC~

I'll just repeat what I put before this answer since it wasn't answered :-)

When I look in the mirror the only one there is me
Every freckle on my face is where it's supposed to be
And I know our creator didn't make no mistakes on me
My feet, my thighs, my lips, my eyes; I'm lovin' what I see

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"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."~Erma Bombeck

Video - India.arie

I should have known better
Than to let you go alone
It's times like these
I can't make it on my own
Wasted days, and sleepless nights
An' I Can't wait to see you again

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Whitesnake "is this love"

It is complete now,two ends of time are neatly tied
a one-way street,shes walking to the end of the line
and there she meets the faces she sees in her heart and mind

Tomorrow Wendy - Concrete Blondes

I'm in a fun mood....

Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take you
Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego baby why don't we go
Jamaica

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

beach boys "kokomo'

standing at the crossroads,
world spinning round and round
Know which way im going,
you cant bring me down
dont you try and teach me no original sin
I dont need your pity for the shape im in

Ozzy's " I don't want to change the world"?


Well I'm packin up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And I'm a ..... it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin chillin the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the tijuana... I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

I wanna be a Cowboy Baby........Kid Rockin' ya'll


Dear mother
Dear father
Time has frozen still what's left to be
Hear nothing ,Say nothing
Cannot face the fact I think for me
No guarantee, it's life as is
But damn you for not giving me my chance

Dear mother
Dear father
You've clipped my wings before I learned to fly
Unspoiled ,Unspoken
I've outgrown that fucking lullaby
Same thing I've always heard from you
"Do as I say, not as I do"

Dyers Eve ~ Metallica


I been run down, I been lied to,
I don't know why I let that mean woman make me a fool.
She took all my money, wrecked my new car.
Now she's with one of my goodtime buddies,
They're drinkin' in some crosstown bar.

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

"Whipping Post" allman bros


How I love the way you move
And the sparkle in your eyes
There's a color deep inside them
Like a blue surburban sky
When I come home late at night
And you're in bed asleep
I wrap my arms around you
So I can feel you breathe
I don't need to be a superman
As long as you will always be my biggest fan

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Heaven ~ Warrant


Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
"Dialing for dollars" is trying to find me.
I'll wait for delivery each day until 3.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

'Mercedes Benz' - Janis Joplin


Lying close to you
Feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together
I just wanna stay with you
In this moment forever forever and ever

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

"I don't want to miss a thing" - Aerosmith

Well it's Monday morning, he's kissin' Mamma good bye.
He's up and gone with the sun.
Daddy drives an eighteen wheeler,
and he's off on a midwest run.

Then three sad faces gather 'round Mamma,
and ask her when Daddy's comin home.
Daddy drives an eighteen wheeler,
and they sure miss him when he's gone.

Ahh, but he calls 'em every night and tells 'em
that he loves them.
He taught 'em this song to sing:

**** ** highway
**** ** along
**** ** Daddy till you get back home
**** ** Family
**** ** Crew
**** ** Mamma like I asked you to do and
**** ** ******** ******* **** **

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Roll On - Alabama

(I'm having a bad day, so this one's for the guys on the thread!)

"We’ve been together for a long time baby
Do you have to leave?
.......
I just can’t live without you
So listen to me don’t go
.......
You would ruin my whole world
Tell me you’ll stay
Never ever go away
I love you I guess that
I always will
Girl you’re my best friend
Girl you’re my love within
I just want you to know
That I will always love you
Oh baby"

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

Girl Please Don't Go ~ New Dorks On TH Block

Faces look ugly when you're alone
Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
Streets are uneven, when you're down

When you're strange- faces come out of the rain (rain, rain)
When you're strange- no one remembers your name
When you're strange, when you're strange, when you're str-ange

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell