Unfortunately a TV terrorist set off a bomb on the bus blowing all the TV doctors up in a white cloud of smoke.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Fortunately, since they were just TV doctors they woundn't have been any help anyway.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Unfortunately, it looked like that's all the medical personnel that was available to help.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately the old lady took her teeth out and continued to orally help the other lady revive the town.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, her teeth broke in the middle of "assisting" the mayor.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately the mayor wasn't seriously hurt as the teeth broke and recovered whole.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Unfortunately, the teeth fell to the ground, where they were immediately covered in dust. They were quickly found, however, when a young girl stepped on them and discovered her big toe smashed between them.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, the girls foot had six toes and so the one that was smashed wasn't missed too much.

Unfortunately, the toe was tossed into the river, which was full of flesh-eating pirranah, who then began to have a frenzied hunger.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, the pirranah were considered an endangered species so the girl got a large reward for her "sacrifice."

unfortunately, when she limped in to claim her reward it was paid in pirranah bonds

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately, the market had been good to pirranah bonds, and the girl was able to cash them in to buy a snowmobile.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

unfortunately, she only had enough to buy the frame, thier was not enough to buy the motor.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

Fortunately she had enough friends willing to help push her for favors she would provide.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

unfortunately, the favors she performed did not meet thier expectations so they pushed her out onto thin ice.

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!