Actually stopped in my alma mater, St. Ambrose Univ. today just to look around but didn't see anybody I knew. Haven't been to Univ. of Kansas, where I went to grad school, since '93 and even though I live a block away from my old high school now I haven't been in it since probably 1988 when my best friend graduated.

When was the last time you went to a "tourist" destination?

I live in one


When was the last time you sang karyoke?

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

It's been awhile but definitely within the last year.

When was the last time that you wrote a letter longhand?

Yesterday. I prefer that.

When was the last time you talked to plants? (I'm not kidding.)

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I couldn't rightfully say. Probably when I was a little kid helping mom water the houseplants or something.

When was the last time that you sewed a button?

About 3 months ago when a shirt button popped off


When was the last time you bought someone a gift?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

This afternoon, a birthday present for my best friend's son. Love that kid!

When was the last time you received flowers?

That's been a long time. Before I retired, my wife sometimes sent flowers to the office on our anniversary. A bit different for a guy, but within a year, I started to see more guys receiving flowers. I think she started something. Anyway, it's probably been six or seven years now.

When was the last time you had a flat tire?

Feb. '05. I think I invented some new "colorful" language as I changed that thing in the blowing snow.

When was the last time you went to the grocery store and bought only what you intended to buy when you entered the place?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Last Wednesday night - I went in for soda and came out with 2 12-packs


When was the last time you yelled at someone?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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Hmmm, I'm pretty laid back so I'm not sure but I remember getting a tad bit hot under the collar about four years ago at work. Somebody was mad at one of my employees and made a racial slur to me about them and I sort of snapped.

When was the last time you danced with your spouse or significant other?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

hmmmmmmmmmmm....... must have been back on her BD

WWTLT you licked someone to a quivering orgasm?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Not recently enough that's for certain. About a month ago.

WWTLT you turned down sex?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

WHAT?



WWTLT you were propositioned for a bit of nookie?

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........