11-01-2002, 03:06 PM
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What is a good idea?
penis envy and scotch tape
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11-01-2002, 05:15 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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rip and yeow!
What is an alternative to a Brazilian Wax?
The Dow Chemical Corp.
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11-02-2002, 10:04 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Who do you NOT want providing refreshments to your next party.
Three Men and a Little Lady.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-02-2002, 12:42 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is a typical "scene" at swinger's mixer for little people (dwarfs) and the general populaton?
Muscle Shoals
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11-04-2002, 05:31 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is a large group of strong fish?
Twiddle dee and Twiddle dum.
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11-04-2002, 05:36 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Who are the Southern Cousins of Twiddle 'Dis and Twiddle 'Dat?
(yeah you know the the guys they live with uncle "I got yer twiddle right here")
lickity split
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11-04-2002, 05:47 PM
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Just me.
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What do we call it when Lixy poses for pics with her legs spread ... 
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11-04-2002, 05:57 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the English translation of how to do the “orgasm ritual” from the cunnilingus experts of the Mom-Back Tribe of Western Rwanda?
The Blue Line
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11-04-2002, 06:00 PM
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Just me.
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What do they call erections in the cold?
Tisk, tisk, tush.
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11-04-2002, 06:50 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What is the Pixies version of duck, duck, goose?
chocolate moose
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-04-2002, 07:05 PM
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Just me.
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Bullwinkle's holiday look-a-like.
Baby oil and diapers
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11-04-2002, 07:09 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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What are needed for sex at the old folks home?
Up, up and away!
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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11-04-2002, 07:12 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Where do you keep your "girlie" magazines and your gun?
Ho Ho's, Ding Dong's, and Twinkies
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11-04-2002, 07:13 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is laughing over a cumming cock?
Past, present, future
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11-04-2002, 07:17 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What are promises, promises, promises?? 
Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Crystal Ball |
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