10-31-2002, 04:07 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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Pixie Stix:
What do all pixies men have in their pants?
Major Disaster and General Calamity.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-31-2002, 04:34 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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Who were in charge of the the Carter ordered rescue of the Iranian Hostages?
Catherine the Great
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-31-2002, 04:52 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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Name the cathy who ruled the fraternaty boys?
JOJO the clown
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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10-31-2002, 05:51 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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Who should we NOT invite to a party attended by clown-fearing Pixies?
Winken, Blinken, and Nod
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10-31-2002, 06:08 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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What are 3 actions we use every day?
bright orange with a little green
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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10-31-2002, 06:17 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is one sick pumpkin.
Tight pants, stuck zipper
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10-31-2002, 06:23 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What are the dangers of wearing an outfit you suspect is too snug to a wedding?
Nippon
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10-31-2002, 07:25 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Where is it that the phallus is carried in parades?
North, East, South and West
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11-01-2002, 08:28 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What marks are left on your ass if you attempt to use a ships compass as a butt plug?
Hydoelectric power
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11-01-2002, 10:07 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What is Excellent power to supply to my vibrator????
Duck, Duck, Goose!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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11-01-2002, 10:51 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
Posts: 1,279
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What do you do before walking into two bars and what does Diva give you when you finally get in?
Turkey and stuffing and a maple leaf
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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11-01-2002, 02:18 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What were the highlights of the first ever Thanksgiving pagent starring an unknown pair of Puritans as Adam and Eve?
"what me havest no figs in this newfound land this New England?"
corn-a-couplate
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11-01-2002, 02:48 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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What they call casual sex in Iowa?
The danger, the fun and the heat
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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11-01-2002, 02:59 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,568
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What is sex on top of the stove?
a wedding gown, a rifle, and a bowling ball
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11-01-2002, 03:05 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
Posts: 1,279
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What is necessary for every trailer-park wedding?
A fight and make-up sex
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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