10-30-2002, 08:15 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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What are 2 of the most important things a nursery teacher needs to be able to do with children under her care?
video cards and sound boards
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10-30-2002, 08:59 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is artifical reality?
G-Strings and Pouches
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10-30-2002, 10:51 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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What does Willie Nelson keep in his guitar case?
A six-pack
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-31-2002, 06:40 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What I tell people my abs are like?...except the "six-pack" is stored behind the "Keg".
reverse hand stitching
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-31-2002, 06:44 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is a mime, with his back turned, telling a really funny joke.
Sunrise, Sunshine, Sunny-D
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10-31-2002, 09:23 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
Posts: 674
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What are things that reach you wayyyyyy too early in the morning?
Moonshine, moonbeams, mooning
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-31-2002, 10:28 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What are three words that begin with moon??
Lamp shade, red bulb and a really long pull cord!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-31-2002, 11:06 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What in the story Beauty and The Beast what piece of furniture was the porn surfing uncle turned into?
flush and fill
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-31-2002, 02:49 PM
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Starry-eyed Pixie
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 1,220
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What do a douch bag and a toilet have in common?
Ajax, bleach, and a wire scrub brush
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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.
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10-31-2002, 02:53 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
Posts: 1,279
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What will be needed to clean up the hotel room after a weekend meeting your online lover?
Stairs, bears and beers
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-31-2002, 02:58 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Who is taht drunken beast upstairs?
Trojans and Michigan State
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10-31-2002, 03:04 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What are Condoms and Dicks? (sorry Iz!)
Punt
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-31-2002, 03:10 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
Posts: 1,279
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What do the Chicago Bears do after every three plays?
Spray paint and a wig
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-31-2002, 03:58 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Who is Ronald McDonald on a bad hair day?
Falsies
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10-31-2002, 04:02 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What DON'T 99% of the women at Pixie's need?
Pixie Stix
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