
10-30-2002, 02:29 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What are three of the four things the Skipper needs for an orgy?
Peanut butter, madame, and broken hearts
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-30-2002, 02:33 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What's given to the disappointed whore house customer when all the time slots are booked?
Sunshine and soft hay
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10-30-2002, 02:33 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What are what needs to be in your mouth and what is in your mouth after going down on her?
Diet Coke and High Back Leather Office Chairs
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-30-2002, 02:36 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do you need to be on pixies in your office all day?
Lip smacking butt wackin good
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10-30-2002, 03:52 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What best describes Lilith?
A three-hour tour
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-30-2002, 04:04 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What is the minimum amount of time necessary to read the posts, play the games and perv on the pics on a normal day at Pixie's?
Squirrels, Mary Janes, and Black Jacks
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10-30-2002, 04:14 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What are NutZippers, Shoes and Cards?
The Secondary Sphincter
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-30-2002, 04:20 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What comes after the Primary Penis?
A beer and a blowjob
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-30-2002, 05:09 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what replaced the saying "nothing beats'a Coke and Pizza?
Horned and Amorous
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10-30-2002, 05:21 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What best describes south's costume?
Two heads are better than one
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-30-2002, 05:50 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What best describes a gay 69?
Tongue lashing
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10-30-2002, 06:57 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What does every woman need???
Disco duck and Tina Turner.
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-30-2002, 07:09 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are the only remaining sources for rhinestoned feathers?
……..or alternatively
Who are the only individuals that Ike Turner still has a pending permanent restraining order?
THC
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10-30-2002, 07:13 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
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What stands for "The Happy Cock?"
Friends, Support, Confidence
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10-30-2002, 07:26 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What does wearing a Jock Strap as your only dancing attire at parties give you?
Lift and seperate
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