Nope. Don't buy off the net. At least I haven't yet.

Would you ever buy something just to spite your so/spouse?

Not quite; but when I was married and wanted to buy a new motorbike, I did it DESPITE my spouse's objections..... she didn't talk to me for 2 weeks!! Bliss!! (My bad!! )


Would you ever hide the TV controller, so you could watch what YOU wanted?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Hee hee, I could do that.

Would you ever drop an icecube into your so/spouses bra or shorts?

Oh YEAH!!! >>calls<< 'Angel.....I've got something for you here!!


Would you ever have a drink ready for your S/O, at the end of a long day?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Or maybe a glass of wine. Yep. Done that. Nice.

Would you ever get undressed in the garage and come in to the house saying, "Honey, I'm home!"?

hehe..... with MY luck, the minister or CA's mum would be here!


Would you ever feel like gagging your 9 year-old daughter cos she's Whingeing so bloody much? (Aaaaaaaarrgghhhhhh!!!!)

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Well, I'd go for a five-year old son or three-year old daughter at times.

Would you ever wake up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Not intentionally, but I have woke up on Saturday and ended up watching cartoons when nothing else was on. (Still a kid at heart )

Would you ever give condoms as a joke gift to someone?

YES...... especially to CA's friend, who gave her flavoured/ribbed ones for Xmas! (FAR too late!!! )


Would you ever use Fluoro condoms, just to "see yourslef" in the dark?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

I thought car bombs and flouro condoms destroyed the oh moans in the ass and in here? (Or was that carbon flouro carbons destroy the ozone in the atomsphere?) I live such a sheltered life.

Would you pee in a sink?

If I was desperate!

Would you ever cry to get out of a speeding ticket?

Sure I would!

Would you ever offer sexual favors to get out of trouble with the police?

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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Would you ever go on an eco-vacation?

If I didn't think all those echos would give me a headache.

Would you go on an archelogical dig?

Perhaps not...... I feel so old today, they might put ME in a museum!

Would you ever dig your garden on a scorching-hot day?

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind