10-29-2002, 10:39 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Murphy
and neither of my women are stirring....)
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**HHhmmm...you coulda woke me up..all you had to do was knock, babe.  **
Less than unity
What is the state of my family now that we're scattered over 3 different states?
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10-29-2002, 10:48 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
Posts: 6,756
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What are the props used in Lilith's Halloween Ritual to attract men into her dungeon, where she keeps all the men to herself??????
Witches, gobblins and a broom stick.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-29-2002, 10:58 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What defines Uptown, Downtown and a bad visit to the Police Station in NYC?
Libido Candy
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10-29-2002, 11:01 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is where can I get some?????????????????
Walnuts, grape nuts and peanuts
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-29-2002, 01:47 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
Posts: 1,675
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What sizes do balls come in?
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-29-2002, 05:08 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What story did the anally retentive creative department at Disney come up with after visiting the Swingers Motel?
Room service
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10-29-2002, 06:31 PM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,316
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What do you need for a dirty weekend away?
Kitchen table, candles and wet panties on the floor...........
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"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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10-29-2002, 07:26 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
Posts: 1,113
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What was found at PantyFanatics last surprize birthday party.
microphone and toaster.
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10-29-2002, 07:48 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What constitutes a breakfast Karaoke machine?
the tailpipe
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10-29-2002, 07:55 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
Posts: 1,113
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What do they call a supersized anal plug?
squinting and slurping
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10-29-2002, 08:02 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What when the thighs are closed quickly during cunnilingus just as he dives back in after taking a breath?
dome
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10-29-2002, 08:12 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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what is the new slogan word used in schools ... "don't overestimate miscreant's education"
spurs and saddlesores
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10-29-2002, 08:42 PM
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Professional Muff-Diver
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mountains
Posts: 1,596
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What is a cowgirl's worst nightmare.
Training bra
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If it wasn't for pickpockets,
I 'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
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10-29-2002, 09:52 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What article of clothing did mistress take her new slave shopping for at a busy lingere shop?
("yes he will have a 38aaa and it is for him what do you mean they don't make a 38aaa???" )
fists of fury
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10-29-2002, 11:13 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What does your g/f start doing when she gets tired of waiting for you to come doing the hand-job?
Fishing line
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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