Lil can be the "Naked Chef" for a day......I'm sure nobody will mind

*Clint

well.. if you can find me a good man... I will place my order immediately... LOL.. if not.. I am going back to bed.

*Just a note to the folks who are shocked of how many people smoke*

It never fails to amaze me how people who have never smoked can spout statistics as if smokers are all morons or that smoking has somehow taken all the common sense from us. This is not directed to anyone in particular, but I get so fed up at times when I hear or see the facts spelled out as if "we" have never heard them and need a good lesson.

Speaking for myself now, I am a smoker. I hate that I smoke and I have tried to quit so many times that it is embarrassing. I have quit quitting for the time being because I abhor failing at something so many times and it seems I am great at NOT quitting. Just a little joke there to lighten things up! LOL!

I know the stats........I know people who have had cancer and I have seen the lengthy and horrible death process from cancer. Nicotine and all the other additives in cigs are HIGHLY addictive. I DO NOT advocate smoking in any way, shape or form. I know drug addicts that have quit their drug of choice and could not kick the smoking addiction. I want to make it clear here (and sorry Lil for using this thread to do it but.....) SMOKING IS A MAJOR PROBLEM AND A MAJOR ADDICTION! If it were just a bad habit I would have kicked it years ago! I am good at a lot of things but quitting smoking is the one thing I cannot conquer to date. For everyone who has the urge........preach to the people that need it the most. The young up and comings who have little or no knowledge of the side effects and potential to addiction. In a strange way I think most people that have the urge to "spell it out" for us truly think that their words will be the magical ones to spare us the horror. I know all the speaches, I have seen the outcome, I am not a stupid person (weak, apparently, but not stupid), and I have heard it ALL adnauseam. I am the happiest person on this planet to know that some of you have NEVER started.....I wish I hadn't but I did. I wish I could quit but to date I can't! Spare me.......please!!!!! I could have done something worse..........and starting a serial killing career! TY for your time...and again....Sorry Lil! I will try to get off my soap box now.

Mrs. Lix

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I swear!!!!!....I am really sorry bout going off like that but IT just had to be said!

Please carry on with the breakfast thing fellow Pixies...Lillith was kind enough to ask...I just diverted...I will shut up!

Mrs. Lix

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I wouldn't apologize if I were you, Mrs. Lix...you have said very well what I wanted to say myself...I'm not proud of my addiction either, but it was asked what I had to have in the morning, & I answered honestly...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

TY scotz...........I love your support!!!!......I am a passionate person......and yet I hate that I take a stand on my soapbox on other fellow Pixie members time..............Damn! I gotta learn when to shut up! I think I should have started a new thread. Hind sight.........I hate hind sight!

*hugs for scotz*
Mrs. Lix

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i prefer behind sight mrs lix.....

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The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

LMAO legend!

Mrs. Lix

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Lixnlix69---When are you going to start your serial killing career?
I want to make sure that I have a good hiding place! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

As soon as I quit smoking Irish. So don't fear and don't go building that bomb shelter any time too soon! Monkey's might fly outta my butt sooner! And Santa will be walking through hell with a snowball too! LMAO!

Mrs. Lix

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if monkeys commence ta flyin outta yer ass, i'm comin to yer house and settin up shop. i gotta get in on that simian swankness.

You'll be the first one I call US.

Oh, holy shit!....did I just call you an ass? Sorry!!! I think I should just call you Uncle..........US has a whole other connotation.........LOL!

Mrs. Lix

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*blank stare* uh... huh.

Don't laugh, last time I tried to quit smoking, I thought monkeys WERE flying out of my butt...and thought about that career as a serial killer too...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

ROFLMFAO!...see? Crazier things have happened I am sure! Well, ok....I ain't really sure bout crazier?????

<<<<I now return this thread to it's original purpose>>>> Before Lil beats the shit out of all of us!

Mrs. Lix

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VENI, VEDI, VELCRO (I came, I saw, I stuck around)!