It's sexual enough for a man...........but I like it too! (totally ripping off the Irish Spring commercial)

I could give head for hours under water with that! Why's it just for a man????????????????

Damn it......they get everything!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I wish for instant detailed, intimate knowledge of every sexual technique, position, and trick ever known.

MMMMmmmm... that´s a hard one.
One wish?
For only 24 hours?

MMMmmmm, let me think...

Win the Worlds BIGGEST Lotto Jackpot, and waste it ALL in about 24 hours!
...Talk about going on a spending spree, right!

Well, at least I wouldn´t ask for anything more after that,
except to be loved. That is THE TRUE wish we ALL wish for.

Thank You Faery GodMother Lilly:heart:

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OOOops! I just noticed you said..."Sexual wish"

Alright then,
Throw me into an abandoned Island scenario with 500 sexually depraved women, and let them rape me for 24 hours.
I would defenitly die. But it would be a "happy death" *sigh*

*wink*

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Read my lips
Watch all the words that drips
If you not care
Don’t even dare
To say what I am
Without dismiss the picture of me from the canvas

That I could be with the woman of my dreams and be truly happy.......

To be made physically healthy, with the stamina, endurance, knowledge and ability, to FULLY SATISFY any woman in the world, and then be made available to ALL pixies women wishing my company.

With the change being permant, but the availability changing to normal. I bet the tourist industry here would get a great big boost, if not a huge increase in immigration.

PLEASE my luscious fairy, I'd make myself as available as physically possible to you for life (mine or yours).

Dear Fairy Fucking Godmother,
I'm changing my wish. I wish that my pussy hold up for the fucking I'm about to recieve.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

CGT are complainin' or braggin'

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Worrying is more like it. LOL
Wouldn't you? I mean come on he hasn't had any for 8 months now.

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

If he wears it out make him rub ice on it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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First I would wish for unlimited wishes

Then my first wish of many would be to be tied down by wyndhy and forced to watch her and another girl fuck each other silly with a strap-on then hungry for her man wyndhy and her "player to be named later" turn their attentions to me and make me do their bidding (no pain please) Then think of more wishes during my three day recovery

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

I need a man who (pun intended) doesn't pay lip service to performing oral.

Dear Fairy Fucking Godmother,

I'll save you and everyone some time and wish for the fixing of all of my physical and mental deficiencies. That should keep you busy from now until sometime near eternity.

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

Dear Fairy Fucking Godmother,

I wish that Belial would learn to realise that he has no physical or mental deficiencies, and that he's wonderful just the way he is!

THUS, freeing up Belial to wish for something yummy for me to say thank-you.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

That my S/O would be as interested in sex....and sexual experimentation...as I am.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Okay then Fairy Fucking Godmother....I wish for a Pixies Pussy Smorgasboard, with Loula most definitely included

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters