OMG! I wonder if I can order a few of these before April 1st? I just got the best idea, reading the responses. Suppose I dress them like gnomes, and put them in my yard and see how long it takes my husband to notice? No that's not nice and my poor retired neighbors might faint. I just couldn't help the thought, as soon as Sugarsprinkles mentioned yard gnomes I could picture one of these dressed as such.
I still think I could use one as an april fools joke though.