Please add to my list: Oprah Winfrey, Shirley McLain ( probably the closest things to making it with a bag of prunes) the Bush daughters, Ann Coulter, Condoleeza Rice, Candy Crowley from CNN.

#1. George W. Bush
#2. Rush Limbaugh

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

Rosie O'Donnell for sure
as for others, I'd have to think about it

Don Imus :shudders: eww Could he look anymore like a scarecrow?

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I think I'd have to go along with Aqua on this one, I can't think of anybody that having sex with would be more unpleasant than hurting myself...

And if it's someone I truly dispise, well...who's to say that it wouldn't be a good time to explore the darker side of my nature?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I agree.Lillith wouldn't be an acceptable answer.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

This is so funny to reread. I stand by my answer[s] too.

Nice to see Skip's dry humor too!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I'm not bitter or anything, but the last girl I was with. She cut me like a knife!!!

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

Is it true what they say about the first cut being the deepest?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Damn that chain-saw vending bitch!!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Can't think of any yet.

I..... I keep trying. But,....




I........ I just can't stop!!!

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

M = Dick Cheney
F = Laura Bush the Stepford 1st Lady

All of the exes!

Hiillary Clinton, Bill wouldn't even fuck her as we know
cause Monica told us so. But Monica would not be a choice for me either,
After all she boinked Bill.