I don't know about all of this child naming business,after all Moon Unit and Dwiezel Zappa turned out alright.Did you know that Ben Dover has a sister Eilene? Justin Case almost became my on line moniker.Darth Vador's wife's name is Ella.Seymour Butts of Under The Bleachers fame grew up to be a famous porn director.:moon:

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

I went to school with a couple of kids(a brother & sister) named Tim & Alicia Dick...rumor had it their dad's name was Harry.

Also, I do clerical work, and the stores we deal with sometimes like to be comical...one name that shows up QUITE often is: Haywood Jablowme

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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton

There is a family named Outhouse near here...

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I very much enjoy the name Sharon Bush, I see it as an invitation. Also my college roommate's gyn was named Harry Crotchtangle. On the same lines as Mike Hunt, I've heard Mike Lit, and Michael Taurus

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche

There is some poor child walking around my town with the unfortunate first name of Carrion....I am still trying to figure out who would want to name their child after rotting meat...

Also a college friend of mine grew up with a girl whose name was Syphillis....ewww.

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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

OMG you have all got to see this flash....hehe the ultimate in bad names....hehe http://www.mondominishows.com/minibytes/index.html

Click on the Shirley Q. Liquor Who's Your Daddy

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Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

Have a car dealer here who's name is Dick Witham. Would you buy your car from Dick Witham ford?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

This is for real, folks. I'm making nothing up...

I know of a guy named Harry Butts.

He and his wife have a lot of children and we used to say they had a lot of little Butts. But the kids have now grown bigger...or as some would say (of course, NEVER ME )--->There's a family with a lot of big Butts.

On the local sports-talk radio station back in Detroit, they used to do commercials for a company, the business escapes me right now. But the name of the man they always said to ask for was Harry Glanz. Can you imagine, first of all having that for a name, and then even worse having it blasted all over the airwaves every day???

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Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
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My Birthday - A Fantasy

There was a Furniture store near where I grew up , It was owned by I.P. Rainwater . Now there is also a Blue Ball Pa. and there Is a Dr. Payne and a Dr.Curtins here also

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