Fortunately, the boat was drifting in the right direction, and our travelers slowly floated towards the Amish bar downstream.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

fortunately, the intestines from one of the goats were found to be strong enough to make a new pull rope

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

oops

unfortunately the bar was closed and the villagers were in a coma like state

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Rain: Liquid Sunshine!

Life's A Bitch, but I Deal withit!!

fortunately all the people in a coma had smiles on their faces and didn't notice our travelers.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Fortunately, the two oral crazed ladies from the bar knew a special oral technique for bringing villagers out of comas that they had learned from sherpas while on Spring Break. Apparently the thought the HIMaLAYa's were a happenin' place for meeting guys.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Unfortunately, the oral-crazed ladies thought they needed mountain-climbing gear in order to perform the techniques.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Fortunately, someone started yelling 'REEEEECOOOOOLAAAA' and the ladies thought they were already in the mountains and they began performing oral on all residents of the village.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

unfortuneately, one of them choked on a cough drop

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Fortunately, a 78-year old grandmother stepped up behind the choking lady, wrapped her pudgy arms around the woman, and squeezed.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately she squeezed so hard, her liver popped out.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

All right--I'm laughing so hard I can hardly respond to this!

Fortunately, the doctor had been glueing those livers together pretty quickly, so he threw the woman down on a table and proceeded to start preparations for a liver transplant.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, when he threw her down he forgot that this was the table he had set the liver on and he squashed it with the woman.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Fortunately, at that very moment, Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, wandered by and offered to help.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Unfortunately, Dr. Quinn got cancelled by slipping on all the blood and knocking her head against the door post.

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Flattery will get you everywhere!

Fortunately, all the doctors from St. Elsewhere, ER, and Chicago Hope pulled up in a bus right at that moment.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author