OOooo! Ooooo! Teacher! Teacher! 1.) May I bring the Saran Wrap & Mayonnaise?

2.) and the paddle

3.) and TinglingTess?

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Eudaimonia

We call it GladWrap here, for a very good reason.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

1) Knee not getting better, but a sleeve and an upcoming MRI gives me hope.

2) Sex with a bad knee is interesting. Did a one legged doggie thrust last nite and grunted louder than usual when I came. Maybe the pain in my knee had something to do wth it.

3) Leaving a week from tomorrow for London, England on business. Any suggested activities from my fellow UK Pixies?

1. Fighting a damn phone line fault for net access is right royally pissing me off!

2. Its still raining and that is not improving my friggin mood

3. I go to make brekkie, no milk and no bread...Shoulda stayed in bloody bed!

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My internet connection degrades during rain periods.

I will have my shed's slab formwork done today.

I have to chase local council about damage they did to my garbage bin.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

1. I have a terrible lower back muscle issue that has given me massive pain for three straight day. I even broke down and went to the doctor yesterday for some drugs. They knock me out, but the pain is still there. Sheesh!

2. I came home early from work, in pain, and while going pee, I accidently (or stupidly) flush the toilet twice in a row, which causes the freaking thing to do this running noise. So, I lift up the lid to fix it, but the lid slips out of my hand and falls behind the toilet and breaks the fucking water line!! Water is pouring everywhere and I'm screaming for my boyfriend. He rushes in and then rushes out and shuts off the main water line.....for the whole building. I call the apartment office and get a recording. I call 911 who is able to reach our handyman better than me. The pipe is eventually fixed, the mess cleaned up (by the boyfriend since I'm on the couch feeling like an idiot and blasting my back with a heating pad!)

3. I haven't been able to reach my daughter in over two days. WTF is she up to now!!!

Thank you for listening



Jseal, for the above comment

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I'm tired.

I'm hungry.

I'm tired.

I did the Hokey Pokey today.

I am eating dinner at PF Changs for the first time. I hope it is as good as peeps make it out to be.

If Aqua was here he'd be doing the hokey pokey too

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That pokey sounds a little hokey to us.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Butttt it's what it's allllllll about

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

/me does the Hokey Pokey with Lilith.

Earlier today I told a young hot blond about my cock and how it feels when I have a boner*.

I didn't mention how much I like to fuck Lilith with it.
























*Although I substituted 'cock' and 'boner' with 'penis' and 'erection'. It was the Dr's office after all.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

1) My knee is fucking KILLING me tonight.

2) I'm scheduled for an MRI on Monday, but I need it sooner cause I'm flying to London on Monday.

3) How in the fuck is my knee going to hold up crammed on a flight from Washington DC to Heathrow for 7 hours?


Memo to Aqua and Lilith:

My conference finishes today. 3 days has been plenty.

I am going to a ginormous mall here. I plan to spend some drool in both Cartier's and Tiffany's.

I am getting to see Cake tonight with some friends from work here at the House of Blues. Should be a blast.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

1) Washing clothes and packing for my flight to London tomorrow.

2) I think I will go and get a haircut today.

3) Mr Hand and I had a great session in the shower this morning.

Delayed starts for school because of testing, screws up my sleeping schedule.

Getting taxes done later today.

Trying to decide where I want to get new tires for my car.