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10-25-2002, 06:51 PM
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Just me.
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What's needed when the conversation begins, "This will just take a few minutes ... "
900 numbers
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10-25-2002, 11:09 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What filled dicksbro's first 'little black book', prompting the second?
Two cents worth
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10-26-2002, 02:39 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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What is a tickle at the Sensual Healing Massage Parlor?
cry me a river.
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10-26-2002, 06:45 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is the only thing your can do when the batteries give out on your favorite vibrator late at night after a really bad date?
Low Headroom
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10-26-2002, 05:12 PM
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What are bunkbeds.
White, creamy and in demand
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10-26-2002, 06:34 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What are twinkies? mmm.. cream filling!
Cacti and horny men
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10-26-2002, 07:50 PM
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What are two things characterized by hard protrusions and capable of providing refreshments to the thirsty?
Walmart, K-Mart, Fredericks of Hollywood
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10-27-2002, 05:19 AM
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What are the 3 anchor stores at the most prestigious mall on the Redneck Riveria?
monster trucks
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10-27-2002, 06:14 AM
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In the movie "Beauty and the Beast," where was the place "beast" did "beauty"? (I think the scene was cut from the "G" rated version ![Frown](images/smilies/frown.gif) )
New Orleans
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10-27-2002, 06:47 AM
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In What American City is it easiest to find a "trailer trash" hooker with an exotic french name?
Bob-job
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What is the professional title of those who test wash tubs for use in bobbing for apples games?
semen stains
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10-27-2002, 08:08 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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What will martinizing NOT remove from a wedding dress with only hours to go before her wedding?
whipped cream and other delights.
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10-27-2002, 08:53 AM
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What record album cover caused a epidemic of erections in 1968??
taste of honey
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10-27-2002, 09:10 AM
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an aside
take it off baby!
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10-27-2002, 09:13 AM
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sorry for the interuption....
the answer is still....
"a taste of honey"
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