10-23-2002, 09:04 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What is how much shit is on the dick after anal intercourse???????
(Omg..can't believe I just typed that....lmao)
A dictionnary, a dictato and a dick!
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-24-2002, 06:28 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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A dick-tato???You calling me a dick-tato???or is that supposed to be something else???
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10-24-2002, 06:33 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Well then either way....love.
What contains nouns and verbs, directives and a dangling participial?
pay load
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10-24-2002, 12:11 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What does a hooker call the John's orgasm??????
Cumkwat!
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-24-2002, 12:39 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What is the money shot in the midget porno movie called?
Spooky, kooky and gooey
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-24-2002, 12:50 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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What do they call it when Halloween is cumming
Happy, horny and hard
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10-24-2002, 05:05 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are the three basic constituents of the male a pre orgasmic state?
Navel flood
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10-24-2002, 09:45 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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What happens when the Navy men all jerk off at the same time???? 
Duct tape and a tape worm
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-24-2002, 11:46 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What did McGyver use to mix his special tequila?
Beauty and the Beast
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-25-2002, 03:26 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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What is the affectionate term we use to refer to Summer and her on-line Pixie guy?
lamp posts and leprichans
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10-25-2002, 05:43 AM
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Just me.
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What happens when a little guy gets carried away selecting a dildo.
Rain, snow, and a mattress
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10-25-2002, 08:07 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What along with "the gloom of night" will not stop the postman from ringing twice?
balls deep
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10-25-2002, 04:56 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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what is the 1000's of plastic balls play area called by MacDonalds Employees?
rose petals and horse linament.
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10-25-2002, 05:20 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are Hers and His baths for S&M devotees?
Milkshake
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10-25-2002, 06:49 PM
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yet seldom member
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What do you get of the chachacha dancing cow?
an answering machine.
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