10-21-2002, 08:41 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What was Elvis trying to pass when he passed??
kid creole
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-21-2002, 10:08 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is a musician...that I am not very fond of???? 
coconuts and grapefruits
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-21-2002, 11:13 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Oh...would that be, let me see....About what durometer and size, on the fruit scale of hardness, do testis attain when a patient is diagnoses with a terminal case of "Blue Balls"?
pump-kin
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10-21-2002, 11:17 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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I was a little late on the buzzer again 20,000 leagues.
At what depth did Captain Niemo promise his girl friend they could fuck? sort of the inverse of the Mile High Club
Dolly Parton
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10-21-2002, 11:18 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Location: Trinidad
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okay, south, hold on a sec!
South - you're tooo kind
Murphy - falling off? you need duct tape? 
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-21-2002, 11:22 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Pump-kin ~ What happens in every redneck town around Hallowe'en? (apologies to any rednecks here! )
Dolly Parton ~ What celebrity wanted to open a theme park called "Magic Mountains"?
a phillips and a flat head
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-22-2002, 01:35 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What names did the 2 serial rapists pen their anonymous diaries under?
a 100 amp gasoline generator
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10-22-2002, 03:46 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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Location: sunny california
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What is how did the deaf camping group run their vibrators?
sailor dresses and thigh high nylons
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10-22-2002, 05:58 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
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What did the unknown 7th member of The Village People wear when they performed their hit song "In the Navy"?
Great Balls of Fire!!
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10-22-2002, 07:20 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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What was shouted at the Luau when the firedancer had a painful accident.
lillies of the valley
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10-22-2002, 08:29 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What is between the legs of a "Flower Child"?
Running Faucet
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10-22-2002, 09:10 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What was the indian name given to the brave with the most powerful orgasms?
The Rock
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-22-2002, 11:25 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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What do the ladies beg dannyk to slip them?
Damn you fine fine woman!
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10-22-2002, 11:29 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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What is the only correct answer to, "do I look fat in this dress?"
Not tonight, I have a headache.
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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-22-2002, 11:35 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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What is the mating call of the greater Male Pixieholic?
Trains, planes, and Automobiles.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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