The good news is, modern medicine!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Part of the bad news is modern transportation.

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The good news is, with the lockdowns in many places, air polution is actually declining.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news is if they find cleaner air promotes bacterial growth thus more medical problems.

(Hopefully not! )

The good news is that, by biomass, bacteria and other microbes are the real rulers of the planet.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

I's tinks yuz got dat rite. Bad news is if dey give us all dis sickness n' stuff.

The good news, there are many, many microbial life forms that are completely benign.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news are those that aren't.

The good news, even those tht aren't benign are often helpful in getting rid of our waste.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news is the amount of waste we generate.

The good news is that one life-form's waste is another life-form's treasure.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news is all the mountains of garbage being "built." Got one about 10 miles from here that's looking like a hill. I understand it's about "full" and another hill will have to be built fairly soon.

Building hills? Does that mean the good news is, more construction jobs?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

The bad news is there aren't even rumors about that.

Say, there is some good news on the job's front. Kroger (groceries) and Walmart have both said they're going to be hiring something like 50K each during 2020. If that happens, that'll be good news I hope.