10-18-2002, 05:46 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Location: Ozarks
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What are 2 signs of someone who needs it NOW!?
Shake, furburger and an order of thighs.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-18-2002, 06:01 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What is a fast food restaurant trying out a creative new menu?
Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.
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10-18-2002, 06:05 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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How did the superheo tear his tights?
Gaude au Musiciteur.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-18-2002, 07:03 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MissourAHHHHHHH
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What is latin for "Gaudy Minstral"?
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy
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Two heads are (usually) better than one.
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10-18-2002, 07:08 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
Posts: 1,113
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Who leave gifts at approximatley the same time you want to make your own gift delivery with your s/o?
beaded handbags
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10-18-2002, 07:11 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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What are decorative places to carry hands?
Fire and smoke
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10-18-2002, 07:11 PM
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Member
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MissourAHHHHHHH
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What do old ladies beat dirty old men with?
(ty Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson!)
Peace sign, roaches and Jane Fonda
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Two heads are (usually) better than one.
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10-18-2002, 09:22 PM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,316
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What is on the floor of Jane Fonda's bedroom?
Steamy bathroom, soap on the floor, shower running and moaning noises.
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~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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10-18-2002, 09:46 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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what was the inspriation for the Village Peoples 1976 hit YMCA?
the tufted tit mouse
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-18-2002, 10:00 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
Posts: 1,113
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What is an infrequent gerbil replacement item?
a fish named Wanda.
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10-19-2002, 05:55 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What smells like a pussy?
Hand lotion is good.
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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10-19-2002, 06:02 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is a good replacement for water when filling a water bed mattess?
darkglasses and the "gloryhole"
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-19-2002, 07:45 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
Posts: 1,113
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What is good for front and back usage at a Springsteen concert.
hippety hoppety boop!
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10-19-2002, 07:54 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What did the Easter Bunny do when he met Betty Boop?
silverbells and cockleshells
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10-20-2002, 07:08 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What a dapper yet kinky "man about town" wears over his cock and balls ?
seersucker
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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