10-16-2002, 01:06 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Location: up the river north of the big town
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What Hester Prynne got instead of the "Stuffing" she really craved on her first Thanksgiving.
Squanto
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10-16-2002, 01:38 PM
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Manwhore
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pacific Northwest
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Who is The Lone Ranger's new sidekick after Tonto ran off with Silver?
A snack or treat, that doubles as a lethal weapon.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these 
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10-16-2002, 02:03 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Location: on top of it all
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What are Peanut butter and jelly sammiches made my way?
~a toothbrush and sunglasses and astroglide  |
10-16-2002, 02:21 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Location: Illinois
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What do you need for the best weekend at the beach?
Moaning, screaming and heavy breathing
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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10-16-2002, 02:50 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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what is sounds coming from paper thin hotel walls?
~a lizard and bubblegum
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10-16-2002, 03:00 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What do you call a little girl who has been in the sun too long?
Condoms and a bulldozer
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10-16-2002, 03:11 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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what "Scat-man" America's favorite deviant super hero needs to plow his way thru the evil homo lounge to rectify all the wrongs that have been done.???
u237
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10-16-2002, 09:15 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What did prisoner# 69 say to prisoner# 37, after finishing with prisoner# 23, in the men's showers?
Dwarves, elves, hobbits and gnomes
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-17-2002, 07:01 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What describes the sexual partners of a person with a "Snow White" fetish?
the "Lap of Luxury"
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10-17-2002, 08:42 AM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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What is the term for licking a pixie gal's puss?
"Cumming!"
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-17-2002, 10:10 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What is YES I AM!!!!!!! 
Silly putty, duct tape and a can of beans.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-17-2002, 12:21 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What are the three F's ... fun, fix it and farts.
Wash cloth, soap and baby oil.
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10-17-2002, 01:12 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are good post pubic shave dressings?
Stray Dogs
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10-17-2002, 06:02 PM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
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What is the name of the new Korean fast food chain?
Jabbed with a stick
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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10-17-2002, 06:17 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What is a corn dog
A condom and a balloon salesmen
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