MY HERO!!!!!!

*THUD*!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Fortunately, Dicksbro carefully avoiding the sunset he was riding into, had his CB on and overheard the plantive cry of Lixy.

Woulds't (or however they spell that stuff in the stories) thou seek a brave rescuer. One who is noble, honest, ... and horny as heck?

oh MY......... I think you all arrived a little too late.. and I must have died and gone to heaven... cuz all I can hear is the wonder sound of flutes...

YUMMMMMMMY........... I REALLY need CPR now... be still my heart!

Screeching to a stop by the aid station, the noble hero runs in and takes Jennaflower in his arms, reviving her with a tender kiss and a stiff cock.

"Now, fair one, play the flute as never before!"

Gotta say.......I am ROFLMFAO! I have tears streaming down my face! I can't stop laughing! I am gonna pee these knickers! (a Bo-Peep reference).

db.....I am so glad you didn't ride straight into that sun! OMG! (still laughing) And it's amazing the range that there CB get's way out here in Nursery Rhyme land! (still laughing) Oh and what a resume.....Noble, Honest AND Horny as Heck! (still ROFLMAO!)

OK.....omg....here we go again!

Oh woe is me.........Here I am standing knee deep in sheep poop and nary a sheep to be seen! Whatever am I to do? Poppa will kick my butt when he finds I have lost the whole flock!

*Startled look....off to the north* What the heck is going on over there? (Realizing all the sheep are down on the North Fourty and all the farmhands and Poppa as well are having their way with them!) I really need a hero.....One who hasn't dipped his wicket into a sheep!.....To heck with the sheep...I just want a hero again!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Having completed the flute tune, Dicksbro stands up ... gives the fair maiden a mushy kiss and says, "Harken, I hear yon plaintive call from a damsel in distress (distress is another word for sheep poop). Her knickers are drenched and need changing and her feet need washing."

Driving next to that yucky pond, Dicksbro uses the super hero crane to reach out and pull our fair Lixy to safety. (He sure didn't want to wade in )

"I've solved the problem of your father. Once we've celebrated the rescue, I'll pad thy lovely bottom with this finely crafted pillow." The pillow is much like a chastity belt, but with a one number (four) combination lock. It was safe from dad, he could only count to three.

Turning on Bolero in the rescue vehicle, Dicksbro proceeds to celebrate the rescue. He's heard to say, "I love this hero stuff!"

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!.........I can't pee anymore! If I do I just know I will be hospitalized!

It's so amazing that you have a time machine and can retrieve all these new fangled, fancy, machinery thingy's, db! And, WHEW! TY for remembering Poppa could only count to three.......after that farm accident cut off his thumb and index finger on his right hand and his entire left hand as well! (OMG........Pee break!)

What a big....."backhoe" ya have! (Imagining you saying..."The better to pluck you with my dear!")

Hey db...nice tunage! What is that confounded thing that plays thy harp so well? And does it make toast?....I am starving! Not to mention I am.....multi-dimensional....flipping from Fairy Tales to Classical Bolero!

OK.......I have another........(ain't I just a pain in the chastity belt?)

Oh woe is me...........Waaaaaaaaa! Here I hang all the way up in this Giant Redwood in my cradle! I have been here so long I have developed breasts! I wonder if a big strong Pixie type (arborist) is ever gonna come along and get me outta this tree top! These hurricane winds are getting on my nerves and the birds have made so many nests from my basket-like cradle.......I am gonna fall in a week or so since I know this limb I am on is weakening. That's if I keep getting fed these plump worms! Oh my.....I need another hero!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

The flute player was Jennaflower, she's the first to yell help, looking for Aqua. (Had to do something).

You are lucky, the Dicksbro Care Car becomes erect at times and curves up .. just barely reaching the top of the Giant Redwood and your cradle.

First thought ... "nice breasts." Sorry, that's just a man-thing.

Couldn't help much with the nests, but did line each with newspaper. Dang birds were pooping all over the Care Car.

Either you can climb aboard and we'll wait for a cold shower (makes the erection fade), ... or ... I can catch you when the limb breaks. (Every good hero has a backup plan )

(Are you sure that was a worm you were eating?)

Hugs ...

From the Ozarks comes the thunder of mighty hooves and a hearty "Woah Mule! Wooooahhhh!" *Wham* "When I says woah, I means woah!"

*Hopping off the now-dazed mule and striding to the tree, spurs clinking on the ground* Where's this damsel in distress? looking up into the tree and spying her in her pricarious perch..."Fear not Fair Maiden IIILLLL save you!" and using his spurs as spikes he begins climbing toward her lofty bower....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

As the bough breaks........I seem to float to the ground! Ever so grateful.....(yet skeptical that an erection can reach to the top of a Giant Redwood).....I don't look a gift-hero in the mouth! Instead, I drop to my kness to check out this magnificent "Readwood plucker"!

MY HERO!......(music expanding......."Is that Bolero I hear"?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

OMGGGGGGGGG........ROFLMFAO Murphy!

*Kissing db and quickly climbing back into the tree......(huffing and puffing as these are mighty big trees)....I lay in my cradle as if I have been here for years!

Oh....alas! A hero with a mule! How can a damsel be so *flippin* lucky? HELP!!!!!!!!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Climbing faster (Damn this here tree is BIG!) our bearded hero finally reaches the lofty nest....climbs inside and presents himself, bowing and doffing his black 10-gallon hat. "Hear I am to save the day!" then, looking down at her, "Damn, what knockers!" His jeans bulging to mulish proportions.....

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Allowing the Care Car to return to normal proportions .. Dicksbro fades from the scene to wait for the next rescue call. As he leaves, he once again uses his now famous call, ""Hiyo Ohio, Toledo, Oh My...O ... here I cum."

To which the mule replied ... "hee haw, hee haw" (which, roughly translated means, "those d... birds are missing the newspaper and plastering me.")

A hero's life and that of his mule is not easy.

"Hark! ( I sayeth).....I hear the familiar call of Mighty Mouse."

Yep, damn straight bucko! That...."Here I come to save the day" thingy is most assuredly that of Mighty Mouse! And may I say, Mighty Good "mulish proportions" you have there honey pants!

*Tying the last of my infantile blanky on the "mulish proportions", I lower myself from the Giant Redwood in style!* Oh, and um...Murphy.....MY HERO........if you can tell me what color my eyes are (as opposed to looking at just my "knockers")....then I shall grant thee a choice of three keys to my chastity belt (of which I know there is a combination and it is NOT a key entry....and I also know.....only db knows the combo..........and I am pretty sure......he can be bribed!)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Oh, FOR shame; super heros can't be bribed. We stand FOR good ... good food, good clothes, good sex. There were really FOUR things we stood for but I can't remember the FOURth.

(I will give you a clue, it's the only number on the combination lock.)

If you're still having trouble, send $5 money order and a SAE in care of Pixies. Make the MO payable to DICKSBRO, SUPER HERO. (Note, all proceeds are donated to the Trojan Rubber Tree Farms Preservation Society but are sadly not deductible ... only withdrawable.)