02-13-2002, 07:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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Kiss
Beware the irate mattress.
Remember the horror of the bedspring kiss.
OF
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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04-02-2002, 02:28 AM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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That rope is a bit tight.
Boingey...Boingey...Boingey!!!!
"Oh, yeah....I'm just a love machine....And I won't work for nobody but you."
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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04-02-2002, 03:08 AM
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I love to eat fish!!
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: lookin for fish to eat
Posts: 578
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get me to a hospital....
i broke it yesterday!! just a little crack in the wood but i still had to clamp it! 
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A fair face may fade, but a beautiful soul lasts forever
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04-02-2002, 03:20 AM
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Princess Domeeveryway
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South Dakota
Posts: 1,614
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mine would say - ummmm hello I need some exercise here is that all you ever do is sleep?
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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?
Sucks, Fucks & Kisses
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04-02-2002, 03:23 AM
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Working Stiff
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: about 3 hours south of the Mason-Dixon line
Posts: 3,581
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Mine too Vamp...maybe our beds should get together? Maybe with us on them? LOL
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04-02-2002, 08:24 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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After mine passed out from shock, it would say
"It's about G**damn time, you two!! What the hell took you so long???" |
04-05-2002, 02:25 AM
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Alone Again
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ky
Posts: 169
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One....two....three....four...five
They're back at it again.........When do I get to have some FUN? 
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Wow... Funny isn't it? How you think Love has finally found you..... But at a whim it withers and blows away...
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02-16-2003, 06:16 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
Posts: 50,568
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*bump* this one is fun  |
02-17-2003, 01:18 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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"Shimmy shimmy coco puffffffffff
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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02-17-2003, 05:29 PM
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Wanting More
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The Midwest
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Mine would say, "If your parents only knew!!" and ask me why I can never force myself to sleep in the middle of my queen size bed, when I have nobody to share it with all the time! I just automatically make my way to the edge in the middle of the night.
And up until just a few years ago...it would've scolded me and repeated the little thing about the Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. 
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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple
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02-17-2003, 05:59 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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I think I'd just enjoy hearing the box springs going ... "Oh, yeah. OMG, yeah!"
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07-10-2003, 01:05 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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And yet another BUMP!!!!
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07-10-2003, 04:14 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Gee ... no condoms ... then all I can say is ...
YOU'LL BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE. (Sorry GE)
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07-10-2003, 06:41 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: on top of it all
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TY SS, I looked for this one allllllll yesterday!!!
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07-10-2003, 06:48 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
Posts: 6,029
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"Oh right there...pump harder....there getting that itch...perfect"
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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