It's the only way you can pass her post count

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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August 25, 2042
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (30%)
Drowning (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on August 25, 2042, as you slip silently into the night.

So Party at my Dungeon the week before.......cuz I wanna go out with a blast.......Muahahahaha

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Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one..Bruce Lee
A man smart enough to understand women is also smart enough to keep quiet about it !! (approved by Lilith)

I think that we should be allowed,to pick our means of death!
An auto-erotic death sounds alot better than Cancer to me!
Anyone for a poll? Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 2, 2037
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (47%)
Cancer (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)


Hmmmmm.... guess I lead a boring, sedate life! I would have never guessed that my heart attack would get me before the cancer.... will most likely happen while being mauled, then get put down to end my misery.

November 12, 2005
at the age of 45 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

LMAO!!!!!! I knew I was living on the edge but GEEZE!!!!!! Guess I better cut back a little on the wild shit.......

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

December 10, 2041
at 59 years of age...

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

babybunny---I'm 59 now.You still have alot to look forward to!
Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 1, 2041
at the age of 66 years old.

sigh...66..

January 24, 2030
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)

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Sex is like a card game - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!


A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

LMAO. It *has* to be the fact that I'm so sweet...or can't eat sweets, one or the other.

You think he'd still have a shot at passing me, even at that????

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

If I average 6 posts per day for ten years (not counting weekends and vacations) I could make up the difference!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I knew you'd figure it up.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Ok, so I'm predictable. ha ha

Time to stir things up.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

hmm.... 80 years old... I can deal with that...

You can expect to die on:
August 7, 2053 at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

wow...why is everyone gonna die of cancer?