I don't ever strain my penis.



Mrs. WI likes extra pulp!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

ok......this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It was a christmas porn with an elf that comes down the chimney and gives a girl a vibrater for christmas, as you can imagine they get it on and then she asked to do it again and he says (and I quote)
"Christmas only cums once a year......BITCH"

Never have I lauged so hard in my life!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.
~Bob Marley
His clothes are dirty, but his hands are clean; and you're the best thing that he's ever seen.
~Bob Dylan

omg yall r kiling me i ever laughed so hard!!!!

nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

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Mackenzie - I saw that one. Made me laugh quite hard.

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a porn movie isn't a quote. It's a movie called Cagney and Stacey (yes, a good 80s spin about 2 female investigators). This woman is riding a guy reverse cowboy with the camera looking at her front. As she starts to ride him, she looks down and picks a piece of lint (or something) from between his ass cheeks. classy...

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Gotta brush out that ass before you shoot, geeez

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

2 that crack me up are:

From a porno movie" Girl to a guy"
"Fuck my dirty shithole"

From the movie Bad Santa: Guy to girl:
"When I'm done with you, you won't shit right for a week."

I gotta say, my favorite is not a particular line, but the question:

"Do you like that?"

And the answer, even when EVERY indication is that it is completely false, is always:

"Ooooooo Yeah!"

:::sigh::: where's the honesty in porn these days?

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--crow

I haven't seen much porn I am afraid, so most of what I remember hearing is just ohhs and ahhs and stuff... but for some reason I do remember a scene with naked woman with a specatcular body standing in front of a group of men asking "does anyone want to fuck me?"

It just seemed so silly!!!! I mean, unless they were hardcore gay, or eunuchs...


Wanda

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho