04-14-2007, 06:28 AM
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Leo was right
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Always, always offer the ladies the sausage. 
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 07:58 AM
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Just me.
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By-the-way, did you remember to offer yours?
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04-14-2007, 10:04 AM
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Certainly I did, I've got the slap marks on my cheek to prove it.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 05:48 PM
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Do you mean to tell me that you got turned down, or were they just playing hard to get?
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04-14-2007, 05:58 PM
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Leo was right
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Every single one of them had the most amazing amount of self-restraint. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 06:28 PM
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Just me.
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Figures, doesn't it? You try to be open and sharing and ... well, ya' see what happens.
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04-14-2007, 06:31 PM
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Good thing none of them had a meat grinder handy. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 06:35 PM
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Heavens, they were serious, weren't they?
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04-14-2007, 06:45 PM
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I don't know what they had in mind for me but I'm pretty certain it wasn't going to be as much fun as I had anticipated.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 06:46 PM
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Just take care. After all, you've got that trip coming up and we still need to do lunch one of these days.
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04-14-2007, 06:48 PM
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Keeping safe is pretty easy for me, the ladies run away as soon as they see me coming.
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 09:09 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Looks like Iowaman needs someone to show him that no lady in her right mind would run from him.
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04-15-2007, 01:26 AM
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Tells it all
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My My Tess is being very very nice.
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04-15-2007, 02:52 AM
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Never known Tess to be anything but nice.
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04-15-2007, 04:36 AM
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Oh how I wish Tess would come give me personal lessons in the art of love. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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