10-13-2002, 06:32 PM
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Booger Lama
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Location: Michigan
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what is what you say to your girl friend after she informed you she not wearing any panties
my little black book
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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10-13-2002, 06:51 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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what is "the smallest book in the world?" (just kidding)
fucked up.
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-14-2002, 08:20 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Trinidad
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What did the guy do when the girl was on top?
"Leg and thigh, please"
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-14-2002, 09:28 AM
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Pixies Den Mother
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: No-Hockey Land, dammit!!
Posts: 11,897
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What's a popular request at KFC?
rock, paper, scissors
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10-14-2002, 09:33 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Who is wrapping a Christmas present for the naughty? (hee hee ... you thought I'd say something about a children's game  )
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10-14-2002, 09:44 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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What are the only two things that a married man can now hope to get at a bar?
Love, happines and a cum stain
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-14-2002, 10:30 AM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What bedrooms should be full of?
Pantyhose, pearing knives and velcro
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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10-14-2002, 11:39 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What are three things not allowed near my crotch?
Those aren't golf balls.
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-14-2002, 12:41 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What did CK say when reaching under his transvestite Caddies skirt?
Slick boom bam
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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10-14-2002, 12:49 PM
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Cynic Emeritus
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What does it feel like when we are really fucking?
The surf, the sand and plenty of drinks
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-14-2002, 12:53 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What does a damn good weekend contain?
Purple wet nylons
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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10-14-2002, 05:59 PM
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Pixies Prodigal Bard
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Ozarks
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What is a certain pixie's gal wearing right now?
*gasp* It'll NEVER fit!!!
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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show
The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy
"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein
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10-14-2002, 06:41 PM
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Seductress
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Australia
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Can you do 2 at once....!!!!!!
black lace thong, ice bucket and chocolates
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~ Nikki ~
"In love there are no rules".......Bono
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10-14-2002, 07:49 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What is more than 3 "Weight Watchers" points ?
an El Dorado, Elvis and Elviria
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-14-2002, 08:35 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Illinois
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What will pick me up on my ride to hell?
Chico and the man
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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