The bad news is that denny has large feet and Walmart only had loafers in his size.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Good news is that Denny looks good in anything and can run in the boxes if he has too.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

The bad news is that carboard wears out quickly when you're running.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

The good news is that even in worn out boxes he would look good.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

The bad news is that he's not here to hear all the compliments.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Good news is that he is here tonight just not in this game.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Bad news is this whole thing about me has been going on and I'm just not with it. Talk about slow-footed!!

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Good news is that you can catch up in the comfort of your home.

Bad news is that he wasn't at home.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Good news is that we got to talk about him without him knowing (were your ears burning, Denny?)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Bad news is that we're here yet again, talking about him, without him being here.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Good news is .. ah, heck, ... I forgot what the good news was. (Maybe that was it ... )

Bad news is, the memory is the first thing to go....

Good news is you don't really need it anyway

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Bad news is that the legs are the next things to go.