I have many more meetings today

I will see how many millions fixing the car will cost - I took it in today

I'll get my husband back tonight

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I should have stayed home in the first place.

2. I am not Superwoman.

3. I think it's coming back to bite me in the ass.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

~ After a four or five year hiatus, I get to resume my tradition of playing in a golf tournament with my best friend and his dad this afternoon.

~ I'm disappointed that my best friend's wife and kids didn't make the trip back here with him for the weekend. I was really looking forward to seeing them.

~ My new kitty is a perv.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I have to write an essay to get a job interview, which I think is funny

I plan on making it to the gym today. Really.

I start a new "side job" on Monday and I have some reading to do.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I was awake more today than asleep--a change of pace.

2. The kiddos are excited about open house/orientation in the morning.

3. I wish I could enjoy my time off more.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. I rode my bike to work

2. My morning didn't go as planned

3. I start class tomorrow

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I'm determined to make even more money to pay of the blasted debts and, in doing so, I think I'll even find new avenues of interest.

2. The dog has been incredibly energetic and I love it.

3. I can't believe the American election is more than a !@#%ing year away.

1. My sweetie must be feeling better today, as he's back at work...and NO, I didn't give him anything.

2. My children are trying to squeeze as much out as they can of their last day of freedom.

3. They're growing up too fast.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I am a "white cracker bitch."

I am the "best mom ever."

I suppose they cancel out

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Or do they?

dun dun dun . . .

I learned in class today...which was fun

I had a good workout

I am destroying my calorie burn by drinking BEER

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

1. I had a job offer today.

2. I had my photo taken today with our Prime Minister (unintentionally and unimpressedly)

3. I'm OK.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

1.) My morning went really well with getting my daughter off to school. Sometimes it is a struggle.

2.) I really need to make a decision on something here soon.

3.) I have some major heart burn.

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

I am going to get some stuff done if it kills me

I am waiting for my boss to make a big decision

I'm looking forward to my class tonight

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

7:15 My principal told me she was taking away my best aide

1:15 The kid I stayed up late 2 nights before to make a birthday cake for sang, "Fuck you Mrs. _____" from the time out room

3:15 I was told by the principal that I am one of three who will probably be let go due to not having enough children to serve.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas