False: cause you just put on a jumper



I want a new job!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

True! I'm looking for a new one and have an interview for one on the 17th.

I want a new house!

False. I kind of like the one I have, but just wish it was in a different location sometimes.

I need to get busy on work.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

True.

I would love to move IAKG to a different location...and enjoy the benefits.

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I love to insert it...and then let it soak.

What time do we tee off???

True! - she is super sexy!

I would love for it to be Sunday again.

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

True. (I also enjoyed Sunday)

I would love to snuggle with someone right now.

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I love to insert it...and then let it soak.

What time do we tee off???

True (sometimes the cat just doesn't cut it).

I'm tempted to cancel an appointment today.

True. And I did -- so oyu should too Steph.

I want another English Muffin (but I want someone to bring it to me -- I'm lazy)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

English muffins are pretty good, but they MUST be fork split. An english muffin without nooks and crannies is like sex with a partner that says "ok, but make it quick cause I'm tired", it fills the gap but doesn't leave you feeling like you've had it.

My socks match today.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

(Nah, I've got to go to physio, osuche).

False. Not yet! I might have to go to physio sockless.

There is a sock thief in my house.

True, but they always bring them back after two weeks. I think it takes that long to cut holes in them and make them two shades lighter.

I love mashed potatoes.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I do love mashed potatoes, but only the homeade kind.

I want to have some nasty, sweaty, bone shattering, mind boggeling, screaming, rough, toss-around kind of sex tonight.

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Would you like more sex with that?

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

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True

I need to give some oral...right this minute.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Yep. Where are you?

I have a friend I'm concerned about.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author