06-06-2003, 10:49 PM
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There was a young man from Saint Paul
Who went to a masquerade ball.
Just for a stunt
He went dressed as a cunt,
And was fucked by a dog in the hall.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-06-2003, 10:51 PM
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here and there
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Said a woman with open delight,
My pubic hair's perfectly white.
I admit there's a glare,
But the fellows don't care
They locate it more quickly at night.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-06-2003, 10:52 PM
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here and there
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There was a young lady from Kew
Who said, as the bishop withdrew,
Oh, the Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And four inches longer than you.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-06-2003, 10:53 PM
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here and there
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There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke,
So he doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-06-2003, 10:53 PM
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There was a goucho named Bruno
Who said, "about fucking, I do know,.."
That women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
But llamas are numero uno!!!"
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-06-2003, 10:54 PM
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There was a young woman from Ealing
Who has a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
Opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
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06-06-2003, 10:54 PM
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There was an old man of the port
Whose prick was remarkably short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"
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06-06-2003, 10:55 PM
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There once was a lass from Wilts
She came walking into Scotland upon stilts
They said "Madam it's shocking
You reveal so much stocking"
She said "Yea, well how about those kilts?"
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06-06-2003, 10:56 PM
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LOL Lovely limericks!
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06-06-2003, 10:56 PM
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OK, that's enough for me this evening... g'night all.
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06-06-2003, 10:57 PM
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# 3835
We had a total of 678 posts this week.
Not too impressive.
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06-06-2003, 10:57 PM
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#3836
PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
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start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/6/03 11:57 PM
reply count: 3,836
still needed: 996,164 replies
elapsed time: 28 days 1 hours 58.0 minutes
reply rate: 136.6 replies/day
OR 5.69 replies/hour
OR 0.095 replies/minute
time to goal: 10,501,272 minutes
OR 175,021 hours
OR 7,293 days
OR 20.0 years
achievement date: 5/25/23 1:09 PM
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06-06-2003, 11:27 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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06-07-2003, 01:50 AM
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Am I really here?
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#3838
Night everybody
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06-07-2003, 03:06 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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