06-04-2003, 10:12 PM
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151. Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes.
152. Do a good job.
153. Crawl.
154. Be a side affect.
155. Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley.
156. Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck.
157. Duck.
158. Redecorate your garage.
159. Develope a complex.
160. Join the Army...be someone simple.
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06-04-2003, 10:13 PM
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161. Try harder.
162. Hit the deck.
163. Cut the deck.
164. Make a deal with the Devil...keep your fingers crossed.
165. Put legwarmers on all your furniture.
166. Be number six.
167. Sit.
168. Stay.
169. Roll over.
170. Play dead.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:13 PM
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here and there
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171. Scheme.
172. Sprinkle your family room.
173. Cause a power failure.
174. Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.
175. Give a lecture tour on the historical signifigance of cream cheese.
176. Wrigle.
177. Be cherubic.
178. Debate politics with a fern.
179. If you lose stop watering it.
180. Donate your brother's body to science.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:14 PM
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181. Join Hell's Angels by mail.
182. Wonder.
183. Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave.
184. Be a square root.
185. Park your car...with a friend.
186. Park your car...with a group of friends.
187. Ask stupid questions.
188. Spew.
189. Surf Ohio.
190. Go bowling...for small game.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:15 PM
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191. Have your first statement of bankruptcy framed.
192. Hang it on the wall in your office.
193. Staple.
194. Solve the population problem. i.e. x + 2y - 16x = population; solve for x.
195. Contribute to the population problem.
196. Interview a cloud.
197. Play tiddly-winks...go for blood.
198. Go to a drive-in movie in a tank.
199. Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway.
200. Crumble.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:15 PM
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201. Crumple.
202. Translate Shakespear into English.
203. Skydive...to church.
204. Send the president an alarm clock...wind it up first.
205. Do aerobics...in your head.
206. Play card with your swimming pool.
207. Found a cockroach stable and stud farm.
208. Send your goldfish to obedience school.
209. Pinstripe your driveway.
210. Play "Kick the fire-hydrant."
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:16 PM
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211. Harness chipmunk power
212. Free the oppressed toaster-ovens of America.
213. Free the obsessed toaster-ovens of America.
214. Mug a stop sign.
215. Change your name...daily.
216. Go for a walk...in the attic.
217. Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.
218. Find a witch.
219. Burn her.
220. Regress.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:17 PM
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221. Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat.
222. Go bow hunting...for Toyotas.
223. Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.
224. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
225. Jump back.
226. Play to lose.
227. Scalp a VW.
228. Be a threat to the American way of life.
229. Be a threat to the Northwest Tibetan way of life.
230. Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Toronto.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:17 PM
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231. Have your car painted plaid.
232. Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization.)
233. Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation.
234. Race turnips.
235. Give your grandmother a raise...and another week paid vacation.
236. Sharpen your sleeping skills.
237. Put out a fire.
238. If you can't find one make one.
239. Ionize your new chemistry professor (remember you took the heat capacity of the first one)
240. Make a lifesized replica of the Statue of Liberty...out of grape jello.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:18 PM
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241. Tree a goldfish.
242. Get a college education.
243. Bury your father's Nissan.
244. Tell your him the dog did it.
245. Catch a falling star.
246. Throw it back.
247. Place your cat in cyber-space.
248. Again tell your dad the dog did it.
249. Corner the market on Agnew in '76 buttons.
250. Find out where all these cylinders graduated from.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:18 PM
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reply 3580
PIXIES "ONE MILLION" THREAD END CALCULATOR
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start time: 5/9/03 9:59 PM
reply goal: 1,000,000
current time: 6/4/03 11:18 PM
reply count: 3,580
still needed: 996,420 replies
elapsed time: 26 days 1 hours 19.0 minutes
reply rate: 137.4 replies/day
OR 5.7 replies/hour
OR 0.1 replies/minute
time to goal: 10,442,649 minutes
OR 174,044 hours
OR 7,252 days
OR 19.9 years
achievement date: 4/12/23 7:26 PM
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06-04-2003, 10:23 PM
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3581 - g'night....
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:26 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
*~Sharni~*
If you go hunting tigers....be prepared when ya catch one!
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06-04-2003, 10:27 PM
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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06-04-2003, 10:39 PM
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#3584
YEAH!!!!
We broke 100 posts for the day with 111. First time this weeek. 
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