10-03-2002, 06:41 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What 2 people have been best known to answer to "slick willie"?
Lake Tahoe.
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10-03-2002, 06:58 PM
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Passion & Power
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Where does the Loch Ness monster go on vacation?
A wasp sting
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I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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10-03-2002, 07:14 PM
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Bastard of Member
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Location: Illinois
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What did I get for sleepy with the head of the NOW?
A trickle and a pickle
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Love...the slowest form of suicide.
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10-03-2002, 11:23 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Location: Trinidad
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What are the problem and solution your girlfriend used for dumping you?
Weenie roast
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-04-2002, 04:53 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is a favorite S&M game at the Dominatrix Annual picnic and barbeque?
The Rolling Stones, the Beatles,
The BeeGees and the Kinks
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10-04-2002, 09:04 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Who were part of the 60's British Invasion?
Lollipops, stamps, clits
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-04-2002, 09:09 AM
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Horny Devil
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What is sticky when wet?
string, scissors and a rubber chicken.
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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson
The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain
~I love Nikki~
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10-04-2002, 09:53 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What a Redneck uses during forplay??
a car jack, picnic basket and skydivers
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-04-2002, 12:12 PM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What are the 3 most commonly used euphemisms for ordinary procedures in the cosmetic surgery profession?
Under pressure, At speed and At low atmospheric levels.
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10-04-2002, 06:33 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Illinois
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What is sex in a submarine?
The moon, the spacestation, and Mars
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10-05-2002, 02:43 AM
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Passion & Power
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Where is sex out of this world?
A felt pen and an apple
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10-05-2002, 04:03 AM
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the Lusty Wench
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What is Glyndwr playing his own version of the William Tell story.
Donald, Mickey and the 3 blind mice.
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10-05-2002, 04:44 AM
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Passion & Power
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What was Minnie's best sexual experience?
Luciano Pavarotti playing the organ
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10-05-2002, 05:20 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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What is one thing you will never see in the XXX movie adaptation of DIE FLEDERMAUS ?
a slipbone biscuit.
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10-06-2002, 06:30 PM
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the Lusty Wench
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: sunny california
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ok south - or anyone - what's a slipbone biscuit????
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