10-01-2002, 10:13 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Location: Trinidad
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What do you say when you've lost your place in the orgy?
Safety goggles, elbow and knee pads.
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-02-2002, 09:12 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What a women needs to wear when giving a blow job and she don't like cum all over her face?
Ear wax, a dildo and semen
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-02-2002, 09:28 AM
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Cynic Emeritus
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Hibernation
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What are three things that might be in her mouth at some point during sex?
A ball, a cock and a gift
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CK
"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers
"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business
"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School
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10-02-2002, 10:16 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What a half castrated man brings to his cruel dominatrix mistress.
Topeka, Kansas, New York City and San Francisco
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-02-2002, 10:28 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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What were the destinations of the first night in the "Round The World In 80 Lays" contest?
Nuts, whipped cream, bananas and a cherry
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-02-2002, 09:48 PM
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Booger Lama
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Michigan
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what are topping for a good night of sex
whips, chains, and video games
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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10-02-2002, 10:22 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
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What are 3 wonderful things made to pass time?
pepsi, coke, and fabolous kool-aid
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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10-03-2002, 04:38 AM
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yet seldom member
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: below the whitesausage equator
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What do you need to fulfill your poolsex-fantasies?
"First I am going to measure your blood pressure, then we are going to have a lot of fun..."
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If every material thing is gone, my smile and my tears stay left.
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10-03-2002, 05:44 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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what does a nypho-nurse in the geriatric center say to any man sporting an erection?
Elmers Glue instead of water.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-03-2002, 09:17 AM
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Turning the other cheek!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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What irritates people when you use a lot on letters?
Dopey, bashful, grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, happy
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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!
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10-03-2002, 09:23 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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Who are the ones having an orgy with Snowwhite?
A riffle, vegetable oil and a hunter.
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-03-2002, 09:29 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
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What are three things a beastiality lover fears?
a fast car, dope and a get out of jail free card.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-03-2002, 09:37 AM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In hearts gone by....
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What happend when Diva got busted with a joint doing 40km over the speed limit?? (yep...I cried to get out of jail..lmfao and it worked!)
clothes line, smut and undergarments
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*Diva*
"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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10-03-2002, 10:28 AM
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I got my "eyes" on U!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: up the river north of the big town
Posts: 958
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What are the 3 essential item an auto erotic takes to a motel room, an evening of fun?
Power Steering.
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Sex is a tricky thing best left to professionals.
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10-03-2002, 06:10 PM
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Passion & Power
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Waiting at the gates of Valhalla
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What do you wish your classic sports car had as you drive into a wall?
Bill Clinton & Linda Lovelace
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Strength in depth
I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul
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