true

I like to visit my sweetie.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

false (don't have one anymore)

I don't like popcorn.

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Prelude to a shower
Private party
Making dinner
Untitled
ME
skip

True.

I don't own a TV.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

False

I pay my bills on time.

True.

When I'm lonely I masturbate.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

False.

I have music playing almost all of the time.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

false

I loved the movie "Blue Max"

False - I have not seen it.

I'm happy with my place in life?

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

true (although winning the lottery would still be nice )

I like mushrooms.

true.. I love them

I love teasing

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Life is intensely passionate

*Definitely* false.

I do like most other veggies, though.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

True ... most veggies I do love. Especially when they're really fresh!

I love thongs.

False. Have never gotten used to butt floss.

I have a good memory.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

true~~~~~

I am fed up scraping wallpaper!

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Don't pet the sweaty things!!!!

True, lol! Did it once, will NEVER DO IT AGAIN!

I prefer art to posters on my walls

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Thank you, sir, may I have another?