Dirty teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that is a complete turn off!!!!!! YUCKY!!!!!!!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

For me, it's when she has a completely uncultured voice.

hang on let me get my wedding band off.......
just a minute my baby needs his diaper changed....
let me move the wifes' wardrobe......

or my personal favourite (yes i've heard it)
"I'm not really gay.. i'm not a lezbo or anything its just an experiment!"

BLEH

Always
Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

I love a dominating personality as much as the next person but the "Military Fucks" as my friend puts it kinda get unnerving. Left....Right....yeah there....back up....that's it .... I know everyone knows their body better than anyone else but damn cut other person some slack.

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.

There is a LONG list of things.

The top of which is "Teehee, don't ask me, I'm just a girl!"

That ends it right there. Stupidity is the ultimate in mood killers.

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For the rattle, blister, crash you bring.

Scotzoid

Second only to:

"With the $50 from this I can afford my sex-change"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Bump

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

One incident comes to mind.....and if he reads this (which is possible!) he won't be best pleased, but what the hell.

We were getting a little naughty (ok a lot naughty since he wasn't mine to play with) and I was getting a little carried away and started to dig my nails into him. He asked me to stop and I apologised for my over-enthusiasm, that I hadn't wanted to hurt him. He replied:

'It's not that, I'm just thinking of the fact that you'll leave evidence'

Shoulda broken the deal there and then, but foolishly we carried on. Oh well, only sexual 'mistake'/ one night stand I've ever had, so I think I'll live.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Damn i must be a sicko, i read that and got turned on....

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Say something like "I'm a racist smoker in a supposedly monogamous relationship who's lying to my partner". Pretty much covers all the bases.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Someone not willing to use "protection" and/or someone who is honest enough to tell me that he/she has herpes or HIV, etc. I mean, I'd be happy that the person was honest about it, but I'd prefer to not take any chances if this was just a matter of lust. Also would be totally turned off to someone with poor hygiene or who is conceited, bigotted, a drug user (especially one involving needles), or super conservative sexually or politically. I know...I'm picky.

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Communication is the key.