Well, there was the time that I was looking through a bag of my housemate's empty spice bottles.
The first one I pulled out was labeled, "Poultry seasoning".
The second one I pulled out was labeled, "Chef seasoning".
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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.
Why would you need Chef seasoning? If you use Poultry seasoning on everything it'll all taste like chicken.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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