And check the expiration dates on your peanut butter?


My mother gave us two jars that were in her cabinet that she said "your father will never use."





One was dated 1995.

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Were they manufactured in China?

__________________
Eudaimonia

Hey 1995 was BEFORE the COnAgra scare. Beware Peter Pan between 2004-2007.

__________________
Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

And here I thought my mom was bad back in June for still having a bottle of mustard in her fridge that I bought when I was out there in the summer of '03.

__________________
It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I had that peanut butter. Could not figure out why I was so sick. Finally dawned on me to check it. Sure enough I had the tainted lot #.

__________________

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Heh, heh...Lilith said "taint".

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Lilith~ I actually had some of that too. Thankfully didnt eat it. Guess thats what happens when the store runs out of Jif.

__________________
Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

God I hope not!





I hate to find out they used lead ink after chewing on the label!

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

It was probably the creamy peanut butter.


but after that amount of time turned into chunky

__________________
hungry? why wait.....eat me.

It was chunky...Skippy in fact.. OMG...how funny is that?

__________________
Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

He said creamy!!

Checking expiration dates on PB has never been an issue in the Zoid house...

or cheese, for that matter...or bread...or baloney...

__________________
Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.