I'm sorry, but isn't there a rule at Pixies against using the expression 'love tunnel'?!?!

If not, there sure as hell ought to be! EEEEEEEEK!!!!!!

We prefer the term hoo hoo around here I think!




*flashes at IK to show there are no hard feelings*

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Wet spots tend to be down to me, with juices flowing out of my hoo hoo, but there's not normally too prominant a wet spot afterwards. And if I get a little too juicy, I usually send the OH down to deal with it...

^^^ Excellent plan!


There are usually towels involved when we know we're going to be making a mess.

And I have to say...I love how everyone is saying "flowing out of my hoo hoo".

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OOOOooooooMmmmmmmmmmGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!



Oohhhh Yeeaahhh!! Sounds soooo good, don't it?? LOL

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

This sounds a lot like my house.

Wanna get together and compare notes.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Dammit! Now I'M flowing freely outta my "love train!"

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
FINALLY updated! 5/6/08
More 5/6/08

Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

The biggest spot a girl ever made for me almost had the diameter of a vinyl record...that was amazing...it was one of the few times I've ever felt gushing around my cock...

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Latrevo ta megala stithi!

"When men worship me because of my breasts, I feel that I am an embodiment of the goddess that has become...a part of our collective human soul." — Chloe Vevrier

IrezumiKiss' "Erotique Nonstop" — original, libertine, dirty drawings for your pleasure:
FINALLY updated! 5/6/08
More 5/6/08

Irezumi Kiss' Library.com Page - a comprehensive listing of my bibliophilic erotic inspirations & other readin's whut I digs

I'd tell you about the spot my wife made but I don't wanna derail the productive work your love train is accomplishing with delivery room stories.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

We always use a big beach towel. I squrit almost everytime and there's a huge wet spot. My biggest took up almost 1/2 of a queen size bed.

/me zips to WA

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Its so funny because both me and my wife try to manuver the "endgame" to the opposite side of the bed.

She usually wins and I go ahead and sleep in it, its only cold for a second.

I admit, I flow like a garden hose during sex. I do NOT squirt.
(Since most of my sex doesn't involve men, I can blame only myself)
I create HUGE wet spots, and the longer I play, the bigger they are.
I learned long ago to purchase extra large cotton towels to be kept bedside.

WW

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

"endgame"

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Never really been a problem for me or whoever I was with. God that makes me sound like I sleep around a bunch.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

Towel.