It's easier to shave them.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

keep it going, I am enjoying the answers.....

to hypontize women when they are on their knees and watching them sway

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Caught in the Act
Anonymous
My Night Out, Part 1
My Night Out, Part 2

"The world is a mirror which is always in our vision"
- Me

Counterweights for the flagpole.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

to make bicycle riding more interesting

I'm glad they're on the outside so they can slap against me when I'm being pounded, and so I can feel them with one hand and the shaft with the other, especially when he's coming I can feel the spasms in the scrotum as he's filling my belly up with his man-juice. I can see and feel where that beautiful man-sperm is coming from-give it to me, baby.

wow!

Who cares....they're very nice to play with, slurp over, suckle, snuggle, kiss ect

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Gives my honey something to massage when I'm about to die.

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

Reminds me of this old joke:

Q. If you had a penis sticking out of your forehead, would you be able to see the end of it?

A. No, because your balls would be hanging in front of your eyes...

(the mental image always cracks me up)

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

One good reason may be to give the jockstrap manufacturers a way to make a living...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

OOoo and to add to that ^^^ Nut cup manufacturers too!

They make this whole thread possible. Just think, we couldn't be doing this if they were internal.

True, but then we'd be asking an even more important question - why put 'em on the inside when there are so many good reasons (as outlined in this thread!) to put 'em outside!!!

Come to think of it, why put the prostate inside too? Only good reason I can think of it is to make anal more pleasurable for the guys - in which case, God should've given the ladies a prostate too

CasperTG

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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.

My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm

My Mom lives in northern Vermont, lotsa farms and cows. Her friend has to pasture her cows across the street from her barn. So morning and night she opens the gates and herds them across. Well at night thier udders are full and ready to be milked. One evening a 'flat-lander' (tourist) had to stop and wait as the cows crossed. As the last few waddled past the front of his car he yelled out the window, "Must be hard to walk with those things between thier legs". Moms friend yelled back, "Guess you'd know that better then me".

Now if they were internal she would've had nothing to say. Is that a good reason??

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.