And of course, you could always just slip a condom on it.....

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Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

I love the movie Clerks

Randal Graves: [reading a magazine] Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
[Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels]
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.

Is this another one of those rent to own schemes?

Ewwww Ewwww Ewwwww *shivers* that strikes me about the same as rent a tissue in the sanatary department.

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I'm wondering how/if that place stays in business based on the opinions posted here. I'm willing to bet that most of the population would agree that this goes against any common sense when it comes to hygenic issues. Even if they did use some sort of cleaner to make sure all bacteria/viruses are killed they might also have issues with causing some sort of allergic reaction in their customers...assuming that they have any....

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Forgive first, then maybe forget.

Story: Oh Daddy

That is so ridiculous...

It's not up and running yet but they want your email addy for when they are!

Bunch of baloney if you ask me.

LMAO @ the "Golden Dildo" plan for 49.99 a month

I wonder if that is how it is billed on your credit card?????

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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It's a gold mine!!!!!


/me quickly claims the domain name rent-a-tissue.com!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.