I was gonna say that!!

Chains, clips, clamps, heavy pulling tugging things, tie things, inserty things....I guess my favorite would be the aisle marked "Fun Silvery Clippy, Clampy, Pully Things". LOL

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

Tools and electrical. Sometimes plumbing. Depends on what I am doing.

I found a lot of stuff for a costume I made at Lowe's.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I love Lowe's and Home Depot ... course I like Menards too Mostly I leave saddened though for not having enough money or skill to do all the things I want to.

LMAO

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I'm back to spending my days at the local hardware store... lately I'm stalking the hardware aisle ... door/cabinet/drawer hardware.

I like Home Depot -- mainly have been looking at bathroom and cabinet fixtures recently. We have a sixties-era house that needs some (cheap) sprucing up. When I get time (maybe over Christmas) I plan to update some stuff.

I can't bring myself to go to Lowe's since my stepfather died there in 2001. But I used to like it....

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I guess I'm typical of most men, I'll drool over the tools first and then wander through lumber and check prices for the projects I keep putting off. I'll wander the whole place several times if schedules permit though. It's fun to dream using visual aids. LOL Customers included :lust:

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Was that just the case of duct tape you walked out with?

My choice of areas that I go to at Lowe's or HD depends a lot on what kind of project I'm in the middle of...lately I've been putting railings up around my back porch (finally bringing it up to codes, something my daddy should have done back when I was little), but for just hanging out & dreaming of what I could get if I had a bazillion dollars, it's the tools area...everything a man needs is right there, hand tools, power tools, routers & bits, sandpaper...

...& all the clamps are there, too...you can never have too many clamps...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

lighting and tiles and hardwood floorboards and closet organizers and countertops and cabinet pulls and ceiling fans and giant refrigerators with ice makers and dishwashers and washing machines and dryers and trees and shrubs and flowers and paving stones and fountains.......*sigh*

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I know this is not the sing to me thread but it seems appropriate ...

Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up the door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

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R.I.P.

DAM THE MAN!

The gardening section is my haunt

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So Maddy...who's the cutie in hardware your stalking?